Vacant Position

So I need a plumber. It's not that easy in a new town when you don't know many people so I put an ad on Craig's List (please pronounce this Creg)

'Plumber wanted (must be male, preferably aged 25-35, blondes MAY be considered) Interviews & practical demonstrations will be held commencing next Monday at my house. Please practice your plumbing at home before you arrive and be able to perform without looking at a manual. Please also be aware that you will be expected to show me how good you are at plumbing before you get the job. Therefore please arrive willing to fix part of the broken pipes so I can see your skills. There will be a lot of plumbers at this interview so you may have to wait a while before you can show me your talents. I may also ask you if you can fix the electrics and mow the lawn (please be prepared to demonstrate this) If you are good enough you may get the job and once you have completed the work I will show it to anyone who might be interested in looking at it and I will then decide how much you will be paid. Maybe $100 a day, maybe nothing. Please be prepared for anything. It is likely you will have to do all of this with your shirt off, I'll see what I think on the day. Oh and if you know of anyone who isn't a qualified plumber but would be willing to demonstrate all of the above please pass the details on to them. I'm really excited to see you.'

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