Option 1 - House sitting
Me - I'm looking at house sitter websites, how are you with birds?
The Scot - Not great. I can handle chickens and I plucked turkeys one Christmas. I take it you mean the feathered kind? Just say yes to anything, I'll figure it out.
Me - You don't have to kill them, we just have to feed them. OMG welcome to our lives! I HATE birds but at this stage yes, whatever we can get.
Or maybe not.........
Option 2 - (I don't even know what to call this!)
LIVE IN Part time on camera assistant (female) wanted for internationally renowned media sexologist featured on Nightline, Playboy and other media channels. You will be doing basic office, PR, guest coordination, social media, answering the phone during the week as well as assisting with the show ON CAMERA on Saturday nights. In return you will get a nice private room in our new West LA Institute with an erotic art gallery.
Please do NOT be depressed, lazy, illiterate, arrogant or very busy with personal projects or problems.
You will also have the immediate opportunity to earn additional income ($10-$60/hour)
The search continues........
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